OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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