NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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