Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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