Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
