Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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