my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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