I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
This is my gift to your gina
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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