you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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