Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Boobs are out for the taking
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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