singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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