The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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