This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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