I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
OPIZZABONMYDICK
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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