I smell stomach acid.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Randomize
