Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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