AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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