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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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