I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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