I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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