I seem to have left my pride at pride
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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