At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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