I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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