Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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