fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I cockslap morals
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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