I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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