ya dads aren't the best wingmen
well you can't waste a boner
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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