you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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