Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
foreskin is a definite game changer
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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