That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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