my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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