these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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