Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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