OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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