She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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