On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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