Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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