: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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