i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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