ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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