dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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