I am puke
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I wish i was in the wii world.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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