I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It's never too late to be topless.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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