At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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