I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
my liver is dry heaving
He did a backflip because drugs
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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