mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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