I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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