mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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