STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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