If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
