Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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