dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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