do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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