my vag is so smooth its legendary
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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