I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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