Yo dont text me then not text me
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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